Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.
Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".
Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012
Get the Salmon Pantiesmug. My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”
by FireSteve June 11, 2023
Get the Ding-Dong Pantiesmug. shorts that are as revealing as panties but have pockets, very slutty shorts that don't cover much more then panties would but they are legal to wear in public.
by gunman733 May 17, 2011
Get the pocket pantiesmug. by K4Kutie September 16, 2021
Get the Panty Puddingmug. It is a series of hand movements that channel powerful energy that can make any girl drop her panties
by topfraggot October 22, 2018
Get the Panty Drop Jutsumug. Girl lies on her back with her crotch raised. Places index and middle finger on either side of clit and pulls back towards her navel. Vagina accentuates mound.
by Whirsty Whale March 8, 2017
Get the panty poutmug. A crabby women with her underwear in knot and riding up the Hyman. Which turns her into a nasty BLE-ACH
by Brandon Gibby March 30, 2022
Get the panty wenchermug.