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by Qarru February 29, 2004
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[orgasm]

A mythical force known only to men. not to be mistaken for the "fake" ohhhhhhhh that females portray.

"in layman's terms even if you have a 14" crooked penis, a man will never succeed in his journey to give a female this false idea of sexual pleasure."
1. Shut up woman, I know that orgasm isn't real. I got mine and i want to go to sleep!!!!!
by the omniscient 1 November 2, 2008
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orgasmic

something other than a "Derric" otherwise known as something that gives you urges for sexual intercourse.
"wow johnny, are sex was so <b>orgasmic</b>"
"the feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost <b>orgasmic</b>"
by haroldononoeno November 19, 2007
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Orbism

A contractual obligation to be anally-violated by a donkey, signed under false pretences.
The donkey’s lawyers were relieved to find that their client possessed a copy of the orbism. With this, the victims had no case, despite their valid complaints.
by Phil. G. Meng June 18, 2003
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Orgasm

A state in which a person or a group of people experience body rocking vibrations. Usually hard to resist and leads to unsurpassable pleasure.
The orgasm that rocked New York today left the populous city in shambles.

Orgasms are natural phenomena that are almost unpredictable and lead to extensive loss of life. Somehow animals are able to sense when an orgasm is about to happen and tend to migrate away from the epicentre of vibration.

A person who studies orgasms is called a seismologist.
by Pandroid December 8, 2014
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Hands Free Orgasm

The definition is relatively straightforward. It means to orgasm without using your hands (or somebody else's). Not that hard to do honestly.
John got a hands free orgasm (HFO) from that lady across the street, or more specifically, he got head and busted his load.

Sarah gave his man a hands free orgasm by using her feet.

Really, there are endless ways of orgasming without the utilization of the metacarpus. Humping is one of 'em.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 24, 2021
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Orgasmic

When you get pleasured, by yourself, or another person/object, it's like a orgasm, but a better feeling than one.
While having sex, or masterbaiting (etc) : " OHHHHh baby!! oOOh!!! ooooh!!!!! "

" Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh. "

" That feels soooooo good!! "

" You just gave me a orgasmic! "
by Mystique Humphrey December 14, 2008
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