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Knob Jockey

One who rather enjoys riding cock like a jockey who enjoys riding a horse. Usually a homosexual.
Omg look at the queer, he's such a knob jockey.
by Ting Wot July 7, 2015
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Gobblers knob

Gobblers knob is the place Caydens mom lives. It is named after the fact that she is the best knob gobbler around. It is located in English town, Cape Breton and is a popular go to place for the famous Malkie Woodland.
Guy 1: I just got back from the gobblers knob.
Guy 2: How was Caydens mom?
Guy 1: good, I fucked her.
by The Cape Breton Jigglo February 3, 2022
mugGet the Gobblers knobmug.

this knob

A retort to a statement, particularly a taunting remark, indicating jovial displeasure with the person
Kevin: I finally got around to trying the Gillette Mach3 razor, it works really well.
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!
by Mike December 26, 2004
mugGet the this knobmug.

knowledge knob

An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"

Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010
mugGet the knowledge knobmug.

Knob hung

Ever since she took up with Tim, she doesnt go out at all. She is so knob hung
by Sergeant Shank December 2, 2018
mugGet the Knob hungmug.

rectal knobbing

When the inner lining of the cologne becomes permanently inverted outside of the body as a result of extensive anal sex, forming a knob of scarred tissue around the asshole.
The Porn Star had done so many anal videos that she had rectal knobbing.
by truthBtold December 15, 2014
mugGet the rectal knobbingmug.

knob

you

xoxo
'ur an knob'
by popyuju April 24, 2022
mugGet the knobmug.

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