Couch

The best. Very loud. Super extravagant

I just got this weed from ol boy. Shit couch than a mothafucka

by Bdawg19112 June 21, 2021

Couch Pussy

The space between two cushions on a couch.

Bro my girl was being a prude the other night so I had to settle for that couch pussy.

by RNDRPS November 24, 2017

falling off the couch

The act of falling of a couch

Oh no! I'm falling off the couch!

by The Official my Account August 12, 2018

drop it like a couch

Let it go. Don't worry. Get over it.

No more, " drop it like a couch"

by Cuz she said March 3, 2021

East Van Couch

A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had

Where are you located? East Van Couch

by Willy1972 September 5, 2023

curdled couche

a nasty tasting vagina

I went down on my girlfriend, and I almost barfed because she had curdled couche.

by Sarah&Dan March 22, 2010

Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”

C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.

by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021