couch pancake

Shove a pancake so far up your ass you can taste it

Me and my girl made a couch pancake

by The big faggot August 18, 2016

Couch Sassing

The act of entertaing people on a couch. Indefinate amounts of awessomness that occurs on the couch.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
The primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.

You have a question.
Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.

Couch Sassing

This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick

3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.

Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!

RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG

Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.

by V1K1NG June 13, 2013

prison couch

When you are at a party and a girl is all over you on the couch and you can’t get up or get her off.

Dude you have a girlfriend you can’t be all over Jessica like that.

What was I supposed to do she had me in a prison couch!

by Bigshmoneydawg September 26, 2021

Move a Couch

When you need to go and jerk off.

Yo guys i'll join back in the party in a bit i gotta go move a couch.

by anonymous June 11, 2021

couch olympics

What you do during "Netflix and Chill." Having sex on your couch, because you're too lazy to go to the bedroom.

Example: "Who needs to go to the gym to workout? I train by doing couch olympics every night."

by ratchattack January 5, 2016

Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.

"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."

by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009

Couch Excuse

An excuse that is somewhat valid, but not relevant to the scenario.

That's just a couch excuse!

by dandan8000 November 22, 2024