The floor is not lava

It's kinda self explanatory

"Guys the floor is not lava. Like seriously..."

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

On the floor

A place of which anything can be place, on the floor.

Do you know where the dictionary is? On the floor.

by Chrisler_ October 4, 2022

Floor 7 Bait

The practice of recording a video and showcasing a very high figure of damage in the game Genshin Impact, but it's on Floor 7.

I was sent a video of someone doing 1 million damage but I got Floor 7 baited.

by LittleWhole February 7, 2021

Hit the kitchen floor

to move back in with your parents as an adult

Craig hit the kitchen floor after he got out of jail, but he's trying to get back on his feet.

by Pseudonym ray March 21, 2020

Hit the floor

To get down on the ground

Robber: EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR THIS IS A ROBBERY!!!

by Eevo Teh Eevee February 16, 2021

Golden Floor

When a great Dane calls you late at night with a survey. That survey being do you or your wife piss in the shower! Of course we do... ONE RULE...Aim for the drain!

Dang, this hot water made me really have to go....may as will give the shower a golden floor.

by Peanut Butter Balls April 7, 2022

Toothpaste on the floor

When someone finishes on the bottoms of their own feet (or their partner’s feet), accidentally or intentionally, causing a slippery, messy situation — like squeezing toothpaste out and letting it splatter all over the floor.

“Things got out of hand — I lost control and next thing you know, there was toothpaste on the floor. Had to grab a towel and apologize.”

by Angels naked April 28, 2025