jammed up

1.) to get really drunk
2.) when something is not working properly
3.) when body parts are injured

1.) Did you see him slamming all those beers last night? He was all jammed up.

2.) I can't get this vice to work...it is all jammed up.

3.) Wow your knee is all jammed up after that accident eh?

by jdebrita March 20, 2008

quam jam

when you take a girl home in your car after a night out and take her down a secluded back street and scuttle her no relising that the bitch is on her period and left a horrible messy mixture of period blood and quam on your seat.

Steven took a girl home after a heavy night out and shagged her on his car seat which left a davastating mess and left him with the worry of his girlfriend seeing the quam jam

by ste felch August 21, 2008

toe jam

The shit that gets stuck between your toes after toe-fucking a girl in the ass

Dude, I toe fucked this bitch in the ass and after, I looked at my foot and there was toe jam between my toes.

by bentrod November 13, 2011

Clam jamming

The act of lesbian lovemaking. See also scissoring.

I don't think Krissy and Melissa are dating; I think they're just clam jamming.

by Kitty Vicious December 29, 2007

Blueberry Jam

When a girl has a Blue Waffle and gets wet, then that liquid tends to have a different color than normal fluid, it's turns a blue-red color which is called Blueberry Jam.

Girl: Uh Uh Uhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Boy:What The Hell is that!
Girl: It's Blueberry Jam

by HeyItsMeBro October 8, 2011

Beat Jam

A song one would have sex to.

Marvin Gaye's Sexual healing and Flight of the Conchords's Business Time are great Beat Jams!

by whizkidd May 25, 2008

Gina Jam

A song which appeals to a female in the why that makes her proud to be a woman and hate anything with a penis.

HELL NO! she's probably eating a tub of icecream and pumping Gina Jams by now.

by dukester500 March 18, 2011