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commando noob

the worst type of n00b, lacks any skill or must hack to look like they have skill.
"Dude you are such a commando noob, 50 to 0, i mean come on"
"God the BR and Plasma Psitol Combo is such a commando noob move"
by HMAR December 7, 2006
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stfu noob

A shirt compliment; My, your shirt is lovely today
by mikeisnoob October 28, 2004
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Noob Tube

Noun.
Despite many saying that this is something specific to Call Of Duty 4 it is in fact a general term for any weapon that is cheap and/or over-powered in any video or computer game, usually a grenade launcher or RPG but also, especially with newer games, can be a shotgun (i.e. Call Of Duty, Half-Life 2, Rainbow 6) at least when up close. Use of it is commonly frowned upon unless used with some finesse or tactical forethought.
Ex.1
Tom: "Dude, I was playing Halo 3 the other day some dude unloaded on me with the Mini-Gun."
Harry: " The Mini-Gun is such a Noob Tube"

Ex.2
Dick: "Gosh that guy just shot me with a Noob Tube."
Tom: "What a Noobish thing to do!"
by Xynocron August 9, 2009
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chainsaw noob

A player on Gears of War who lacks any kind of skill, and therefore must get all of his/her kills with the chainsaw.
"FUCKING CHAINSAW NOOB!"

"I hate that fucking chainsaw n00b on the other team! Doesn't he have any kind of fucking skill?!"
by The Skitchmeister November 11, 2007
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boobie noob

Boobie: a Woman's Breast - Mostly Large in Cup size

Noob: A Newbie, some one who is new to a game, Operating System, Etc.

Boobie Noob: A Female Noob with Ample or Very Large breasts.
Layla is so buxom and has no idea how to play a flight sim. She is a Total Boobie Noob !
by The Paradox November 13, 2007
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noob shank

The shaft of a penis, a great way to insult someone!
Shane, why dont you grow some facial hair? ya noob shank!
by Timmos September 7, 2008
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Noob Tube

A grenade launcher on modern warfare 1,2 that only douche bags and people with no skill use. They may only be used if you are trying to unlock the attachable shotgun.
That little shit just noob tubed me, what a douche
by Jon jane February 15, 2010
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