Noah

A conceited douchebag who feels authority towards every human being, and believes he is right about everything.

That guy is such a Noah.

by coolness23 December 28, 2011

The Noah Position

You get your nearest bi-sexual friend and shit in his mouth. Then You Fuck his penis hole.

"Last night I did the Noah Position on him"
"no WAY"

by I LOVE UGG BOOTS April 28, 2010

Noah

Usually a very fat person of extreme size, he is normally Indian with a very small penis. He usally likes a girl called Beth Cooper and would like to have sex with her with his pants on because of his small penis.

That man was such a noah last night in bed.

by Serengeti Highway July 7, 2011

Noah

A faggot

Noah Book

by Maw <3 July 2, 2010

noah sigel

he so hot and cute but really short. he athletic and goes to ps122 in Astoria ny.

Girl 1: omg look its Noah Sigel
Girl : he so hot

by umme is good October 17, 2019

Noah

A guy that all the girls like and think is sexy but actually has a small penis

Girl: your so hot but i cant feel it
Noah:sorry its small

by RealTruthz December 29, 2016

Noah

A very and always depressed person that thinks about himself as fat, stupid, and hates eating. All he does is sleep. And depresses everyone.

A "Noah" entered a school and was being sad which depressed everyone.

by Deathcobra May 22, 2010