"When I'm lathering myself in the shower, I make sure to take the hood off the hawk—it's the final touch for a job well done!"
by Dnalor75 August 10, 2024

by DarkWifey June 30, 2024

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).
“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024

by DAPSTART August 11, 2018

by Dishsoapclenaer November 28, 2021

by Acea'spades August 18, 2004

The act of going to a shopping mall and purchasing a large bird Halloween costume, opening it up and then secretly hiding only the wings under the bed sheets. Later, after engaging in sexual Intercourse, one must adopt the doggy style position. In a matter of seconds one must also be able to get ahold of the wings previously hidden and wear them. One will impersonate a hawk flapping his wings and, when arriving to the non-return point, squeak his voice to imitate the sound of the previously mentioned bird.
hey bro, I was hawking this girl so hard last night she woke up me up at 5am the next morning shwaaacking in a bird cage.
by Hk2019 September 29, 2019
