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by Zack_Martin YT April 17, 2019
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nickelback sandwich

Stuck between a Janney and an Ashley, singing karaoke, bumming menthols, drinking well liquor, and chasing with funfetti cupcakes.
Bro, we totally had ourselves a Nickelback sandwich last night.
by SandiestOrb April 21, 2019
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Nickel Jew

The ultimate Jew

Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.
Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich?

Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.
by Evil white man April 22, 2019
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nickel

by sadboi🥛 August 21, 2019
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Nacker

Nigga + Cracker

The n-word for mixed black/white people.
Girl: Nigga

Guy: You cant say that, you're half white
(Thats not how it works but its an example)

Girl: Ok fine, nacker
by Jamirec October 16, 2019
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Nickelback

Having sex with a person an and blast ur hot steamy sticky cum in the booty for only a nickel
Oh yeah I picked up a girl on the streets and we had a nickelback
by R u feeling it now mr crabs December 3, 2019
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Nickelback

The most brutal, violent, satanist band you’ll ever see or hear. Their lyrics would make the toughest metalhead throw up and gouge their eyes out. Their sound is so brutal it makes your ears bleed. They say that if you say Nickelback three times in the dark Satan itself will appear, and will tell you:

« Look at this picture. »

What happens next is unknown, but if the person survives they must put uncooked Ramen on their heads for three days or else they die an horrible death. Cannibal Corpse is a pussy band compared to the unholy visceral beast that is Nickelback. No band will EVER be as underrated and violent as Nickelback.

...Shit, I said the name three times. It’s dark.
« Nickelback is trve metal. Haterz are fockin poserz. »
by Individual of Truth October 19, 2019
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