myspace 

Ghetto version of Facebook.

It's 2009 and you're still on Myspace?

myspace by God the Bounty Hunter March 8, 2009

myspace 

"a place for friends"
it has chat, and a people finder so you can stalk people via internet and find them and their friends but dont do that

hey i found mi friend on myspace from 4th grade

myspace by eagles_chick331 January 20, 2009

MySpace 

In the words of Eleventyseven: "Tell me all about yourself. Tell me all about your favorite bands and how they're super, indie, neo, hardcore. Tell me all about your favorite hobbies and the way you love sunsets. Well who doesn't? Still I'd like the chance to really see if what you say is true and has integrity. Cuz I could know everything about you and still know nothing at all. I know that it's wrong to form an opinion on only what I see, but in my defense it's really hard to know when MySpace is the only thing that you ever show. So it seems you've got a lot of friends. How many of them know you or even care if you're alive or dead? When was the last time you were honest instead of posting blogs of fake emotions? When you finally resurface to the point of finding purpose, we'll begin to see just who you are."

MySpace is a social networking website started by Tom.

MySpace by MusicianChick August 22, 2006

Myspace Train 

Any of those obnoxious bulletins that some of your emo/scene/whatever friends post occasionally. It's usually called something like "Capcom Train," "Toy Box Murder," "Silent Hill Train," or anything similar, and it's basically a bulletin promoting some sort of group or club.

Inside the bulletin are pictures of the group's members in order of rank, as well as a billion clickable links to add the people AND group to your buddies list and groups list.

But get this. No matter WHAT THE HELL the train is called, no matter WHAT THE HELL this little club is about, and no matter WHAT THE HELL the rules are, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING member is emo. They're all camera whores. They've all got the infamous myspace angle with weird black hair covering half of their face with eyeliner on. It's just... annoying.. to see that kind of thing ALL the time.

*someone posts a new bulletin*

Typical Myspace Train:
"Toy Box Murder"

*clicks*

"TOY BOX MURDER!! OWNERS: *shows display pictures of two emo kids* CO-OWNERS: *shows even more emo kids* MEMBERS: *shows the biggest list of emo kids you've ever seen in your life*"

"What the hell is this??? The gathering of the scene whores??

Myspace Train by Someone who likes metal July 13, 2007

myspace 

the biggest waste of time ever

everyone i know has a myspace. they all need to burn in hell

myspace by SceneHater October 30, 2006

myspace 

worse/better than crack cocaine, depending on how you look at it.

I can't get off myspace!! ahhh! I need myspacers anonymous

myspace by kdsjfa July 30, 2008

myspace 

the 21st Century's internet cigarette... Very very adicting!!!!

I need to loose my Myspace adiction!!!!

myspace by Rutgers69 August 1, 2007