Five star moment

An event where a person or group is publicly advised of their shortcomings. Often in an abrupt and humiliating manner.

Late 20th century coinage pertaining to a band from the UK named Five Star and a phone-in interview on a popular UK childrens television show in the late 1980s.

On national TV:
Sarah Greene: OK Eliot, what's your question:
Caller: I would just like to ask Five Star WHY THEY'RE SO FUCKING CRAP, FUCKING... <cuts out>.

That is a Five Star moment, they never really recovered from that. If you find the youtube clip, watch for the girl in black sat immediately to the right of them trying not to piss herself -TV gold!

by ?uestion July 2, 2011

Em Goodies Moment

when someone tries to repeat what another person said but it is NOT what they said at all and makes no ense whatsoever

person 1: hey i just got done watching el miserable.
person 2: elmo staged a robbery?!
person 1: wtf no you just had an em goodies moment lol

person 1: you're like a mini luigi.
person 2: did you just call me a medieval midget?!

by feebsluvswolves July 7, 2012

Compounding nigga moment

A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational negro, and that ignorance then overwhelms another rational negro nearby until all negros in the vicinity are in a "nigga moment".

We were in the middle of a grief counciling session when a black girl got up and started talking about how she felt and how she didn't like some of the people she works with and about how we have "cliques" all the while getting further and further off topic and louder and louder in a full blown "nigga moment"... Next thing I know all the black people in the room are yelling at each other. Hence a "compounding nigga moment".

by Extra Ozzy August 30, 2016

Come-to-Ewok moment

When a mature Star Wars fan evaluates their childhood nostalgia and recognizes that there are awful parts of the franchise.

After watching Episode VII: Return of the Jedi with his son, Bobby had a Come-to-Ewok moment and realized that the ewoks, were in fact, not awesome.

by Pancakeoflust February 28, 2017

High Nigga Moment

A High Nigga Moment is when you’re high as a giraffes pussy and you do and or say some dumbass shit.

Jermaine had a High Nigga Moment when he reached to turn down the radio but it was just the Bluetooth speaker in the car.

by wassupimg97 February 9, 2018

da baby moment

Bruh moment but better.

Mom:why is there a jar of poop in your bag?

Me:*da baby moment*

by Tsikitas September 19, 2019

Nae Nae Moment

When something has happened to somene else whether it's good or bad.

You just divorced your wife, what a Nae Nae Moment.

by Wandering YeeHaw September 26, 2019