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Monta Vista

Land of Only Asians. There maybe 2 to 0 blacks.

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The asian child went to Monta Vista
by MontaVista January 25, 2005
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Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana

Retarded, no-talent, annoying little brat who thinks she can act and sing but really just irritates the crap out of millions of parents every night when their Miley-obsessed little 9-year-old runs into the TV room and puts on Disney Channel, shouting "Hannah Montana's on! Then JONAS! YAY! I get to see some Tennessee hick-chick put on a blonde wig and some glittery clothes and attempt to be the next Madonna, when she's really just lipsynching to a pre-recorded, Auto-toned version of her own retarded little redneck voice. I'm so cool!"
Yet another product of the Disney corporate zombie-making machine. Ripped off Michael Jackson in her stupid little "Fly on the Wall" music video, which I only looked at because someone told me about it on the timeless, legendary "Thriller" video, which, once again, she ripped off. Not to mention his "Bad" video.

Is defended for being a pole-dancing hillbilly whore by 8, 9 or 10-year-old bratty girls who think synthesizers and robotic "hey y'all" voices are super-cool. Slutty. Ugly. Untalented. Stupid. Annoying. Obnoxious.

Anyone who thinks Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana (pick a freaking name you retard!) has even one iota of talent for anything but pissing off a ton of people needs their brains checked, or else you're just another Disney Doormat. In that case, better hurry off this offensive yet truthful definition and watch her idiotic show, full of other Disney Doormats who couldn't get an acting job anywhere else. Anyone who thinks Miley / Hannah is a good actress/singer obviously has no mind of their own, so your opinion doesn't count.
Girl 1: Hannah Montana sucks!
Girl 2: Yeah!
Boy 1: Miley Cyrus is such a whore.
Girl 1: They're the same person.
Girl 2: GOD! WHY DOESN'T THAT UGLY HO JUST PICK A FREAKING NAME AND STOP CONFUSING US!
Boy 1: Amen to that! Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana has no talent and doesn't have the right to have TWO retarded names! One is more than enough!
by Loves Real Music MJ Forever! September 10, 2009
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mont

A tedious, arduous, or seemingly interminable task; often used to refer to a task imposed upon one by a person who is a "mont." Note that "mont" can also be used for other forms of nouns besides persons, such as objects that make a task unnecessarily difficult, and places that are unchill or difficult to reach.
"This application is sort of a mont"

"Driving that car is a real mont"

"Israel is a mont."
by illustrious degenerate March 18, 2005
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Fire on the Mountain

Expression : A West African, particularly Nigerian expression of surprise, usually from shock in a negative way or in response to someone exposing something scandalous.
Beverly : Mum, I'm Pregnant.
Beverly's African mum : You said WHAT?!? Fire on the mountain!! Pregnant?!? Am I hearing you Correctly??!!
by nameintweets_shutup March 24, 2016
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Big Montana

1. A roast beef sandwich at Arby's.
2. A vagina that resembles a roast beef sandwich at Arby's. (In more than just looks...)
"Wow, that bitch sure does have a Big Montana between her legs."
by algorhythm March 13, 2004
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Mountain Berry Blast

The ION4+ advanced electro-carbohydrate solution system that has been enhanced with vitamins B3, B6, B12, Sodium, Potassium, Calcium, and Magnesium, mixed berry and other natural flavors and is used to replenish internal fluids lost through perspiration. Designed as a sports drink by the Coca-cola company to be more effective than water but less destructive than contemporary energy drinks at providing energy to working muscles and taste incredibly satisfying at the same time. Available in 20 or 32 oz. polyethylene containers or in a dehydrated concentrated powder.
Mountain Berry Blast.... A.K.A. Blue Powerade.
by Sugadaddy1086 April 15, 2010
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arklay mountains

In the "Resident Evil"(Biohazard) series, it is the setting where the Umbrella Research Center/Training Facility was built.
The Umbrella Research Centre/Training Facility is completed 8 miles north of Raccoon City, in the Arklay Mountains.
by kababi March 10, 2009
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