yock monster

an unappealing (visually) vagina.

"She had a real roast beef yock monster"

by Tom G the 1 January 3, 2012

load bearing monster

A fantasy/sci-fi cliche, wherein the defeat of a given villain triggers the catastrophic destruction of its immediate environment, ie: the dungeon collapses, the planet explodes, the spacecraft implodes into the 37th dimension, etc.

Game Master: "The giant falls dead, but just as you think you're safe you feel the floor of the cavern begin to shake and rumble ominously."

Player: "Aw crap, he's a load bearing monster! Loot the body and run!"

by Feo2 February 4, 2009

Foo Foo Fag Monster

A phrase describing a person who sounds gay, dresses gay, acts gay or is just strait up gay

"wow......that kid is just the ultimate Foo Foo Fag Monster"

by 80HD March 13, 2010

sexy monster

variation of sexy beast

n. so sexy that thing being described can only be referred to as a monster.

damn.. i'm a sexy monster. i'm sorry.. so sexy

by akoni February 15, 2004

algonquin monster

the penis

His Algonquin Monster was heading for her glorious caverns

by Shawn March 13, 2003

Monster Fucking

usually performed in the Month of October when Halloween Mask are readily available. You and your partner engage in sexual intercourse while wearing these Monster Masks.

What are you doing tonight?

Frank and I are going to be "Monster Fucking" after we Trick or Treat.

by Frank da tank August 23, 2006

cock mobster

one who rules, by the cock for the cock to benifit the cock - hence, in the mob of cokcs, the head cock, with balls.

THe cock mobster commanded the attention of the crowd, drawing the hearts and minds minds in the midst of the confusion of war on government.

by John "Cock Mobster" Dickknight October 11, 2003