Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that enjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.

v sry to copy....ffiends bday and there were errors in original (buying the mug). here is a random example (all credit goes to original owner): the moose was hungry.

by insertuserhere August 2, 2016

Mooseing

The act of inserting both thumbs in the anus with fingers stretched out giving the ass "Moose antlers"

My penis was not big enough so I did some Mooseing with thumbs on both sides of my cock.

by The Clock Worker November 6, 2015

moose butt

An annoying child who thinks that ligma is an actual disease.

Ligma isn't real, moose butt

by Fate's Destiny April 9, 2019

Killed a moose

When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible

Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.

by Killedthemooser May 11, 2019

Moose Antlers

While in the missionary position, the man uses his arms to move her knees to her chest and her feet around her ears giving the appearance of the woman having moose antlers

So I was balls deep in this chick and gave her the ol’ Moose Antlers

by Jmoney$$$$$$$$ May 17, 2019

big ting moose

Peng person who giz u a cig

Big ting moose around da corner go get stocked

by Dis lad December 17, 2019

Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

by theSeth May 21, 2019