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MONBON

Humongous shit that is so massive it doesn’t make a splash and just glides into the toilet.
I wouldn’t go in there for a few minutes because I have just had a monbon the size of a whale
by Bhdhbtj June 17, 2025
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Mongolian Shit Funnel

A disgusting act of freezing a funnel to someone’s lips and then shitting into it.
feeling freaky babe? Lets do that Mongolian Shit Funnel I have been hearing about.
by Joseph Porkinsins June 17, 2025
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Mongolian Surprise Egg

When someone drops a bombshell mid-conversation that in no way contributes to the conversation at hand, nor provide anything to build off.
A: “So I made that playlist you asked for.”

B: “Cool. I’m moving to Finland next week.”

A: “...What? Did you just give me a Mongolian Surprise Egg?”
by someguyeatingwheattoast June 28, 2025
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Mongolian Butter Piss Shnawg

When you baste and cooke a hot dog in excessive amounts of human urine and butter
I just made the best Mongolian Butter Piss shnawg

Created by Jack bannon and Eli Legault
by TiktTok Boy and gay boy July 10, 2025
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Mongolia

A verbal shrug. Used to express indifference, neutral acceptance, or the universal feeling of “meh, whatever.” When something just exists — not good, not bad — simply Mongolia.

Example:
A: “You going to that party?”
B: “Mongolia.”

A: "You feeling the Mongolia?"
B: "Yeah, all chill"

Origin:
Coined by DanAmoy (aka DamAnnoy) around 2015 after realizing “meh” was too short, “whatever” too long, and “Mongolia” had the perfect middle-of-nowhere energy.
A: “You going to that party?”
B: “Mongolia"

A: "You feeling the Mongolia ?"
B: "Yeah, all chill "
by DamAnnoy October 22, 2025
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Mongolian Sandy

The act of having sek with a sandwich by inserting the penis in between the two slices of bread.
Man 1: I think we should have a Mongolian Sandy
Sandwich 2:
by Sandwichfucker69 December 6, 2025
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Mongolian Toaster Crank

When you jerk off while eating a pb&j while also covering yourself in peanut butter. And simultaneously doing it with a friend.
“Yo bro you tryna crank it Mongolian style tn??” “Hell yea i fuckin love Mongolian toaster cranking
by Oozieninemillimeeta January 14, 2026
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