Miley Touch

Coined after Miley Cyrus
The opposite of the Midas Touch.

When someone is jinxed.

A person that lacks true talent or skills and makes what could have been or was a good thing bad.
When something is bad or broken and someone tries to fix it but fails.

My older brother tried to help me with my homework. With his Miley Touch, I still failed.
Myspace was bad and Justin Timberlake gave it the Miley Touch. It will never be good again.
My wife's cooking is so bad. I tried to cook one night , but my Miley Touch didn't help because it ended up burnt.
Her ex was so lousy in bed that he read the Kama Sutra. When he tried some new positions, his Miley Touch ended up giving him a broken penis.

by Jack Noph December 3, 2013

milky fresh

When you are really pale but yet still looking fresh asf

Mate I'm feeling milky fresh

by mcrawf February 7, 2015

milky clouds

Thick Smoke clouds

Bro, did you see Mike he can blow milky clouds with that new vape hes got.

by SKnK October 1, 2015

Miley cyrus

The girl who ruined how we look at our child hood

Miley Cyrus in 2016 ruined how I look at my childhood

by Sarahdancer1 May 12, 2016

mildly moist

A horrible way to describe anything slightly wet.

Tim: I couldn't get that chick last night any more than mildly moist.
Ben: you got no game dude.

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Miley Cirus

A Robot Hooker that thinks shes sexy but doesn't realize shes slowly making suicide a trend...

dude Daniel killed himself!
Why?
Because he saw miley cirus!
Sounds legit...

by dildor defender of porn December 7, 2016

milky moon

When your man slaps your face with his cummy dick and he does it so many times that you develop moon craters on your face that are filled with cum

I love when he whips out his big milky moon.

by Big foot forest October 3, 2017