One Log Clog

When you take such a massive shit that it only takes one log to clog the toilet...

Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...

by Skeetwood Mac February 6, 2018

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log(funny)=-1

A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.

Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

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Skol Fn Log

The massive greasy log of shit that comes out of you after you chew tobacco, specifically Skoal.

Dude, I took a massive dip of skoal the other day and within minutes dropped the dirtiest skol fN log that clogged my toilet.

by Dip Dinger April 14, 2022

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Vietnamese Log Jammer

When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!

Me and the wife treated ourselves to a Vietnamese log jammer last night

by Vandy Sag December 2, 2018

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Presidential Pepper Log

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.

Lucille asked Tobias if he’d fancy giving her the old Presidential Pepper Log following supper.

by Neutered Chimp February 9, 2021

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