Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...
by Skeetwood Mac February 6, 2018
Get the One Log Clog mug.when your friend takes a bong rip and then gives you that nasty shnasty zucker-suck 9000 ushy gushy with the water works while blowing that sweet sweet smog out around the shaft of your mighty meat.
"dude did you see john last night? he was totally smogging on sammy's log"
ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."
ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."
by Xagrono povicidus December 8, 2022
Get the smog on my log mug.Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out
by ComradeWave April 12, 2023
Get the log(funny)=-1 mug.When a man covers his penis in peanut butter (Jimmy Carter, our 39th President, was a peanut farmer)and sticks it into an anthill (preferably fire ants) adhering the ants to the peanut butter. Intercourse may follow.
by Neutered Chimp February 9, 2021
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Get the Night-Time Log mug.A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.
by shovel breaker January 15, 2022
Get the Shit log stalker mug.Dude, I took a massive dip of skoal the other day and within minutes dropped the dirtiest skol fN log that clogged my toilet.
by Dip Dinger April 14, 2022
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