Mom Lady

An overweight average looking mom who is between the ages of 30-45 that has a bubbly personality and tends to like men who are younger than her and or out of her league.

Guy 1: Hey why didn’t you make out with that woman at the bar last week?
Guy2 : She’s a mom lady.
Guy 1: A mom lady? Is it because she has a kid?
Guy2: No it’s because I’m not attracted to mom lady’s.

by Rathgnome August 12, 2021

m'lady'er

a term for someone who spends all time on the internet and says "m'lady" often

this man is a m'lady'er

by fuwa fuwa ^w^ January 7, 2022

Lunch Lady Arms

Fat sagging (more tricep skin than bicep skin) like a turkey waddle. Some slight discoloration most definitely from domestic abuse. Wrinkled like she smoked two packs a day and blew the smoke on her arms her whole life. Forearms like a twig.

I almost ran a red light today. The woman in the car next to me had the gnarliest lunch lady arms hanging out her car window and I couldn’t take my eyes off of them!

by Kellito Bandito October 24, 2022

M'lady of Neckbeards

Similar to a murder of crows, a group of neckbeards is a "m'lady."

"Um, actually," chimed the m'lady of neckbeards in response to misinformation, "we are wearing trilby's, not fedoras."

by Enix Luceous July 10, 2023

always the lady

Sarcastically used to denote startlingly boorish behavior- generally in public.

Tom: "I'm not so sure about this place. It's nice, but potentially very snooty."

Jeanne: "Let's give it a shot. I love those wall sconces!" (Falls off chair/chokes on olive/belches loudly)

Tom: "Always the lady."

by Dainty Boy September 2, 2008

The Old Lady Thin Lip

When someone is giving a blowjob and they tuck their teeth behind their lips, making their face look like an old lady with no teeth, gummin' your dick around her mouth.

She's hot, but she gave me the old lady thin lip on my tip.

by Chingthething December 11, 2017

The Sleeping Lady

Lady of the night, prostitute, whore. Sucks a mean one.

Wow, i’d give the sleeping lady a go.

by gilbert12345 November 27, 2019