Leo

Leo is a smart, handsome guy. They are great companions and love to analyze the smallest details in people. They find pleasure and comfort in the complexity of the world. If you have one as a companion, they are extremely kind to you. They can help you even in the most tricky situations, since they know all about social interaction, and human tendencies. There were a lot of them in ancient Greek and Roman civilization, but they have recently been dwindling in numbers due to the fact that they die within 3 hours of contact to all forms of stupidity and ignorance. Recent studies show their species are that of one big hive mind, and their central nervous system is based off of an Ultra-Leo. Leos refer to this being as an Übermensch or God, as did most of the people when he first appeared in 1 AD in Bethlehem. the local peoples of this town confused his name with their native tongue, and as such gave him the name of Jesus. He was eventually killed, but since he is reportedly immortal, he is rumored to still be alive to this day. He has never been seen since. Despite this, most Leos supposedly bear a resemblance to him, specifically in the unusually long length of their hair. The location of this Ultra-Leo has yet to be found. Leo's are also relativity funny and never afraid to take on bets and crack a joke, although their humor is rarely understood by anyone other than themselves. Overall, they are generally an astounding people.

Legend states that if you use "Leo" in a sentence, you will forever have good luck.

by Inquiry.MATRIX September 30, 2020

Leo

A truly ruthless and mean guy. He is short, as well as annoying. He annoy you, bullies you even if they have a crush on you. He likes sticking his tongue out. He tries to insult you, but gives you pringles. He also looks like a pig, with a tongue,always sticking out. He is a baby Jino, a emo guy who ALWAYS has his hoodie on. But Leo has a hat. Leo cries if you make him put his hoodie/ hat off, at the start of school.

Person1: OMG, did you see Leo today? He looked like a goat with a human head!!!
Person2: IKR -_- Can't believe he has a crush on me.

by Crying Kids July 2, 2018

Leo

Leo is the name of an extroverted boy, very funny and playful,
he dresses very well in trendy clothes but not too bad boy; really likes adventures and challenges.
hates routine and doing the same things every day.
he especially likes nice girls with a nice body

guy 1) I'd like to make the jokes that Leo makes
girl 2) true, I find it really cool

by anonimo34 November 21, 2021

Leo Humor

A form of comedy involving someone saying or doing something that slightly inconveniences another person, followed by them getting brutally harmed or killed.

"Poop!" *gets launched into a black hole*

"This is such Leo humor! All he did was cough and got executed for it?"

by DiarrheaFartBall August 26, 2023

Leo

Leo’s are natural badass bosses . They have big hearts , are loyal and very generous to those they love . They carry this unconditional love so much that sometimes they get taken advantage of but they always have a crazy bounce back from a setback. This may piss people off but they ARE indeed natural born leaders . They are always the front and not the tail . They are sexy , gorgeous and don’t even try. They carry a dope atmosphere around them and this is seen and brought out by people that love them and IF they are comfortable . If you get to know them well they are actually softies and JUST LIKE ANY OTHER SIGN , have their own insecurities. Leo ladies , are hard to come by and if you do , you are one lucky motherfucker , keep her close ! She knows exactly what she wants and she is very independent. She knows the does not deserve less and because she has a lot to offer . She has a kick ass fashion sense , best chief around . Most importantly , an amazing character and personality to be around . She’s never had an ex that never comes back . She’s a freak in the sheets and loves control . As much as she loves control , when with the right one, does not mind a little dominance .

If you ever meet a Leo lady , don’t fuck it up !

Look at the way her , such a fucking boss . Must be a Leo

by Badassbtheefirst March 10, 2021

Leo

Fakeness incarnate. Usually found hiding in grass. Will hiss at you and lie to your face.

As we were camping we spotted a wild Leo in the grass, hissing at a Bryan. Nature is beautiful!

by Nostradanish August 5, 2019

leo

piece of shit bad zodiac sign that needs 2 be erased

person 1: how is bob doing?
person 2: i cut that hoe off cause he's a leo

by lavenderdabaddest September 28, 2020