Kitchen

The place where a man belongs

Men are stupid apes that deserve to do nothing but to cook in the kitchen and clean all their lives and have no rights.

by dinosuarnuggets April 27, 2010

Discord kitten

A discord kitten is a annoying fuck who hooks up with men on a social app called “discord”, I personally Like using discord to talk about edsheerans piss but they do their annoying shit instead

DK (discord kitten): “daddy Lester I ran out of nitro 😇‼️“

Discord sugar daddy: “it’s ok baby I know“
They make me want to scream

by ember/she her December 10, 2021

sweater kittens

When a woman runs without the use of a sports bra, it resembles two kittens hid in her shirt fighting.

Dem mothafuckin sweater kittens be brawlin son!

by Mordous January 23, 2007

Discord kitten

A woman that is loved by a discord mod.

Can you be my discord kitten?

by PikaWheat October 20, 2021

discord kitten

A discord kitten is a humble, sweet, adorable, loveable, and goofy crazy little kitty :3. Basically, as a certified discord kitten my job is to please each and every discord admin that crosses my path, making sure they leave feeling an immense amount of pleasure. If you fail at that job, you will have to make it up to the admin that you upset, in whatever way they desire.
There is a lot more I could say, but this is just a basic synopsis!

Alex Hamilton is a discord kitten for the server admin by doing whatever the server admin wants.

by InvincibleRMC September 24, 2020

kitchen shittin drunk

The state of mind in which one is so inebriated that the kitchen seems a suitable substitute for the shitter.

1) Yeah man, I don't know what happened to that Cuisinart and 196 piece dinette set complete with napkin rings and douche lube- I was kitchen shittin drunk last night.

2)Nobody invites aunt carol over anymore, that bitch is always kitchen shittin drunk.

by fatherfart November 27, 2009

kitchen cabinet

an unofficial group of advisers to a president or other chief executive, usually consisting of people who are close to them

Nothing would get done if all the Kitchen cabinet of every democracy's president got together.

by The Return of Light Joker July 31, 2011