jim jones

A slang name for a juice rationed out with meals to convicted felons whom are serving time in prison.

"Hey Carlos, if you're gonna toss out your Jim Jones give it here!"
"Here man, you can have that shit, it'll rot your gut and stain your teeth!"
"Cottonmouth from that nickel! I'm too thirsty to care bro."

by adust99 November 24, 2007

The Jonas Brothers

A form of being a gay failure.

- "Dude look at how gay that guy is"

- "At least he isn't The Jonas Brothers"

by The dude who mooed March 1, 2009

Jonas Brothers

see dick sucker

The Jonas brothers love to suck dick, they would suck each others but they only have vagina's.

Jo Bro 1: Mmmmmm this is some good dick right here!
Jo Bro 2: Yeah, too bad we only have pussys!
Jo Bro 3: Enough of sucking cock, we have to go and sing to those screaming 9 year old girls!

on stage

Jo Bro 2: Ohhh yeahhh why don't you love me babeee yeahhhh let me suck your dick ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh

by Penguins Kick Ass March 11, 2009

johnise

Beautiful and sexy. Love to have sex. Very sexual and seductive. Curious likes Both Male And Female. Nuts During Intercourse And If Not Is Very Pissed And Knows Your Not Her Match. JUST LIVING LIFE HAVING FUN!!

Johnise Looks Very edible In That Black Tight Fitted Dress

by Lovelyredd December 20, 2016

Stan Jones

Libertarian political candidate from Montana who permanently turned his skin gray-blue after overdosing on home-brewed colloidal silver he drank in order to save himself from the prophesied antibiotic shortages and anthrax storms of Y2K.

Do a Google search for Stan Jones. You'll get a few hits, and then they'll ask, "did you mean 'Stan Jones blue?'"

by College Student 101 February 2, 2006

Jonas

Life its self, also the new god.

Jonas is life, or oh my jonas!

by Minaa April 23, 2008

Jenisa

A lovely young woman from Saskatchewan.

Jenisa crossed the road.

by Toxic Marshmellow December 8, 2010