Ray William Johnson

a Popular Person who has a Show on YouTube called =3 it is known by everyone his sayings are: 2 Camels in a tiny car and Just Sayin.

Gary: Ray William Johnson is so Awesome!
John: his show =3 i just got done watching it is EPic!

by JesusChristfootball September 24, 2011

Gladass Johnson

aka Gladass Buttram. Any woman who LOVES to take it in the ass.

Pat LOVES to take it in the ass! She is certainly a "Gladass Johnson"!

by Peter Eaton, Urologist, come and find out why my practice is so popular! July 23, 2006

Cade Johnson

the most amazingly sweet guy who although may not be the cutest he has an amazing smile that lights up the room and dark brown eyes that are very tender. He doesn't care what people think because he knows who he is.

Girl one: Who is that!?"
Girl two: Oh him? Thats my boifriend.
Girl one: I bet his name is Cade Johnson.
Girl two: How'd you know!
Girl one: Just look at him sista

by hottticupcake December 5, 2010

Don Johnson

Fisting someone in the ass, then wiping your hand across their face, leaving a dark smear reminiscent of the Don Johnson perma-5-o'clock shadow from Miami Vice.

I can't believe she was so drunk she let me Don Johnson her!

by Brockula January 28, 2008

Courtney Johnson

Upbeat, Outgoing and well mannered. Courtney does not like being called a skank by Wayne Klassen. Though he is just kidding. She still kicks his posterior.

"Hey Courtney you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind, hey Courtney!"
(that's the way the song really goes)
"What's that? A Toster Party, I'm there Court!"

by la léona January 9, 2005

Johnson(s)

n: A generic word for almost any person place or thing.

1.: He passed me that johnson that was over there.

2.: Yo dawg, pass me the johnsons.

by jimbo23 September 10, 2005

johnson boy

A street criminal, or other rogue.

I got mugged by some johnson boys!

by A. Johnson June 14, 2007