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Male (allegedly); metrosexual with homosexual leanings. In a secret relationship with Michael Cole since 3/10.
by Jay "The Brain" Mann August 12, 2012
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Joey is a person who devastatingly attractive and loyal to a fault. Joey is kind and compassionate and a courageous defender of the dignity of all people. Joey’s eyes are bright and piercing. Their body is like a Da Vinci sculpture - exquisite design, tempered, but fiercely sexy. Don’t even think about kissing Joey or you’ll lose your heart. Joey’s lips are both soft and firm, full and tender. Just being in Joeys presence will get you tingling. Be friends with Joey - they will never let you down.
Joey walked in, the group smiled and cheered, and I immediately was able to breathe again because I knew my heart was safe.
by ClosetedCollin November 22, 2021
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A guy who’s name is Joey
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it’s a shame Joey is a retard. I’d rock his socks.
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The gentle dwarf. Joey is a very small person but with huge heart. But really, really small size. You have to watch out to avoid tread him.
Watch out! Joey is over there!

Leprechauns are based on Joey.
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joey is a nice hot person, he might seem like a rude person but once you get to meet him he is one of the best people to meet.
person one : ugh i hate joey he’s such a bitch

person two : he’s really not
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The most sexist, brilliant, intelligent man to ever exist
Omg there goes Joey he’s so hot #hot #perfect
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