Jim Gaffigan

A hilarious comedy that you listen to before your Sirius XM subscription expires.

"Did you hear jim gaffigan?"
"Yes i did"
"Cool"

"Hot pockets"

by child murderer #67 January 6, 2020

jim

the biggest thing you will ever see its the biggest shlong

jim has a big shlong

by jimmnetron June 7, 2022

Jim

A nice person who you can talk to about what you want. Jim makes you feel at easy and makes you smile he is one of the kindest persons you'll ever meet. If you meet a Jim, you treasure him. If you see a Jim having a problem you give him a hug. He is a lovely person who deserves love and affection. He is also a loyal and trustworthy friend to hold dear.

Jim is a good noodle.

by ProfessorDrShellky November 23, 2017

Tomato jim

Someone that is incompetent at something, even though they signed up for it willingly.

Dude you're such a Tomato jim.
Did they lie on their resume or something, how did this Tomato jim get through.
You signed for this camp, you Tomato jim!

by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023

Jim

Jim is such a creative person! He is a huge sweetheart with an amazing personality. His laugh is like cotton, and he is absolutley hilarious.

He may be a little shy and insecure, but go give him some love.

Example: Jimmy Yuma/Jim

Douche: Wow Jim is such an asshole
Everyone: Since when?

by Chaotichumanoid July 24, 2019

asian jim

Jim Halpert. Just Jim Halpert. Regular Jim Halpert.

This is Asian Jim, otherwise known as Jim Halpert.

by blitching_glitch August 9, 2018

Jim-eye

**n.,** A facial expression meant to communicate the phrase, *can you believe this guy?* or *what the fuck was that?* in the manner of Jim Halpert of The Office

**v.,** To wordlessly seek sympathy from- or commiserate with a witness to an egregiously unreasonable encounter.

The only Trump-related Tweet I've seen was the one where Michelle Jim-eyes the camera after Melania leaves her holding a box.

by Vaffangool February 7, 2018