Jess is a lovely friend but will constantly weave dance into every conversation. They perceive themselves as the Billy Elliot's of the world despite never making it further than their village hall dance lessons.
PERSON 1: I've taken up running
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!
by milbooo January 29, 2024
Get the Jessmug. The best dad in the world is is so sweet but can sometimes be a bit harsh but he cares about his family and they care for him to
Person 1: omg he is the best dad
Person 2: yeah he really is
Person 1: omg he is the best dad
Person 2: yeah he really is
by Summeranonymous12 August 21, 2022
Get the Jessemug. a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.
some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"
twitter user 2: "someone you follow."
twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"
twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."
twitter user 1: "thanks?"
twitter user 2: "someone you follow."
twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"
twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."
twitter user 1: "thanks?"
by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022
Get the jess mellohibenchmug. Talking to multiple girls at a time only to get nudes, but when he really is into someone in a real way it's "different"
by BobbyRossy October 21, 2017
Get the Jesse Schoolmestermug. shes a great rode model to follow
blessed with great christian qualities
will fight for you because shes got common sense and wisdo
blessed with great christian qualities
will fight for you because shes got common sense and wisdo
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
Get the Jess Contemug. Jess is the type of girl who when you look at her it makes your whole day brighten up. See I her smile is like seeing the light and the end of a tunnel. She’s the most beautiful girl. Although she can be a bitch at times she is also very giving, and try’s to see the good in people. She wonders why the world revolves around food and love. But she wants both tremendously.....
by Linda marsh September 25, 2018
Get the Jessmug. Jesse is a bad ass dude with an additude. A Jesse does not just have a hot personality but is DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!
He isn't the type of guy that men want to be and women want to date, no. He is the type of guy that every man and woman wants to date. If a Jesse were to be gay, he could make any strength man date him. That's just how BEAUTIFUL he is.
He isn't the type of guy that men want to be and women want to date, no. He is the type of guy that every man and woman wants to date. If a Jesse were to be gay, he could make any strength man date him. That's just how BEAUTIFUL he is.
by Little Green Spider August 11, 2021
Get the Jessemug.