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campfire jerk

The boys and I all campfire jerked after the fire to end the night
by openwound May 14, 2015
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shircle jerk

A shircle is a mishapen circle that's not quite an oval. Thus, a shircle jerk is a mishapen circle jerk.
Bro, I had the best shircle jerk last night with my friends, No Homo!
by Pocket Master 37 September 4, 2015
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struggle jerk

1. To beat off out of pure inability to contain ones sexual urges because you're an animal.
2. A masterful jerk session where one is forced to either beat off in undesirable situations or circumstances. eg. no internet.
1. Yo man, growing up in the 90's was a real hustle. We had no internet, dudes had to imagine naked woman, and just struggle jerk.
by Ottis Maximus October 13, 2016
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Chinese Jerk

A group of people who are circle-jerking in a sex slave while eating a Chinese takeaway.
"I'm feeling horny and hungry, let's have a Chinese Jerk!"
by TheRealNoahJ July 25, 2016
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Work-Jerk

When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".
When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension
by AKA Humboldt 416E January 18, 2017
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field jerk

When you are in the field on deployment and you jerk off.
"Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."
by boiiiiiiiiii235 April 19, 2017
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Neraka Jerk

Masturbate when adzan just started

Cum before it's over
*God judges Jimmy

God: nigga u goin to hell
Jimmy: but why God? I've always been a good person my entire life

God: u did neraka jerk once
Jimmy: lol worth it
by Adat Alil August 8, 2017
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