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JAROD

HE IS A LITTLE ASS BITCH. HE ALWAYS THINKS HE IS RIGHT BUT NO HE JUST A LITTLE ASS BIPOLAR BITCH.
JAROD SUCKS THAT DICK
by JAROD A BITCH April 16, 2019
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jaded

A term used primarily by aging B-list celebrities, desperate reality television actors, and ill-informed high school students to express contempt, scorn, or pessimism toward a particular situation, person, event, or broader circumstance. The term enjoyed its peak of popularity when introduced into general usage by Stephen Tyler of the rock band Aerosmith and has been in severe decline since. The original usage of the term was as an adjective to describe being worn-out, dulled, or dissipated.
Jonathan has been jaded ever since his manager failed to land him a spot on Big Brother.
by khoush November 22, 2011
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Jawed

Jawed: And adjective used to describe a very forcefull punch delivered to ones face that knocks them unconscious, or to the ground. It is usually used when describing an individual getting knocked out/down by the first punch throw by his or her opponent.
Sam: "yo Buck remember when I got my ass kicked in middle school by that high school kid on steroids?"

Buck:" Lmaoooo, by that guy Nick? yo that was the funniest thing I ever saw! He jawed your ass hard. You dropped to the ground like a sack of potatoes.

Sam:" Well I barely weighed more than a sack of potatoes back then anyway..."
by cortez7 October 13, 2016
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Pickle Jarred

To work for a long time to get a sexually stubborn girl's panties, unsuccessfully, only to have another man come along and seal the deal in a much shorter period of time. This is often due to the first man getting the female's "juices flowing" and the second man profiting from it. This series of events is similar to someone working very hard at getting the top off a pickle jar, unsuccessfully, only to have a friend come along and pop the top off almost immediately, thus pickle jarred.
Charlie: "Dude, it's been like 3 months already! Tell me you finally got the panties from Jenny."

David: "Dude I wish I could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!"

Charlie: "All that hard work!"

David: I know dude, I know
by malle122 October 19, 2010
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jaded

I'm so jaded...
by Pixie March 30, 2004
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jayed-out

LMI entertainment rap artist. nigerian born and about to blow
have you heard dat boy jayed-out spit?
by hip hop world entertainment September 19, 2006
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jarred up

To get drunk. To partake in drinking many "jars". Jars is a British colloquialism for a pint of beer or cider.
Did you see Leonard staggering around the pub last night? He was well jarred up!
by David Geetmuckle January 2, 2009
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