jammed up

1.) to get really drunk
2.) when something is not working properly
3.) when body parts are injured

1.) Did you see him slamming all those beers last night? He was all jammed up.

2.) I can't get this vice to work...it is all jammed up.

3.) Wow your knee is all jammed up after that accident eh?

by jdebrita March 20, 2008

quam jam

when you take a girl home in your car after a night out and take her down a secluded back street and scuttle her no relising that the bitch is on her period and left a horrible messy mixture of period blood and quam on your seat.

Steven took a girl home after a heavy night out and shagged her on his car seat which left a davastating mess and left him with the worry of his girlfriend seeing the quam jam

by ste felch August 21, 2008

toe jam

The shit that gets stuck between your toes after toe-fucking a girl in the ass

Dude, I toe fucked this bitch in the ass and after, I looked at my foot and there was toe jam between my toes.

by bentrod November 13, 2011

Clam jamming

The act of lesbian lovemaking. See also scissoring.

I don't think Krissy and Melissa are dating; I think they're just clam jamming.

by Kitty Vicious December 29, 2007

ass jam

The leftover remains after wiping, that is still stuck to the hind quarters.

Damn baby " I got some of your ass jam on my lip" and your ass tastes like shit!

by thehashbrownclown May 21, 2015

slack-jam

The result of improper or hasty removal of one's pants. Slack-jam typically occurs when the shoes, especially lace-ups, are not removed prior to removal of the pants.

1. In his haste to slip into something more comfortable, he required the help of his room-mate to extricate his shoes and feet from his pants in a rather nasty example of slack-jam.

by Topmounter January 25, 2008

Beat Jam

A song one would have sex to.

Marvin Gaye's Sexual healing and Flight of the Conchords's Business Time are great Beat Jams!

by whizkidd May 25, 2008