M.I.P.P.

The M.I.P.P. (Mental Illness Prevention Plan) is a method if convincing oneself that their penis is not small, her hands are just big.

M.I.P.P. is defined by a universal term to compensate for compensation.

by TOASTED_BATHS_ARE_FUN April 2, 2019

And I P-oop

This is the phrase that a VSCO girl will use s an exclamation right after taking a shit.

Uhgg, today I like had to use the bathroom so bad. I ran so fast I dropped my hydroflask sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksk to the bathroom and I P-oop.

by xkruthlieuarhgoiqent4c October 15, 2019

S.Q.U.I.P

S: Super
Q: Quantum
U: Unit
I: Intel
P: Processer

My S.Q.U.I.P tried to take over the school.

by Musicals_aremy_kink November 19, 2018

iPad

An entirely useless product for Apple to make a quick cash-in out of drooling iFanboys. It is a bulky, overpriced gadget that serves practically no purpose other than a waste of space and $840.

Steve Jobs: The iPad will revolutionize life as we know it! Not only does it have the advanced technology of the iPod Touch, but it's three times larger!

iFanboy: I think I stained my pants!

The typical College Confidential user: I got 5's on all 31 AP exams I've taken, 800 on every subject test, and a 2400 on my SAT. I'll buy one of these for use in whatever HYPSM school I decide to attend.

Christian Weston Chandler : (sigh) When my monthly tugboat comes in the mail, I'll buy one of these! I have all the Salvation Army clown shirts and microwavable mac and cheese to last a lifetime, so this is a good investment. This will give me an attractive boyfriend-free woman for sure!

by DoubleDare July 7, 2010

ipsy

Confidently flaunts her own individuality. Has a distinct and unique personal nature.

She carries herself with so much ipsy, she’d make Victoria Beckham jealous.

by leen_217 September 9, 2012

iPoditude

The natural assumption that ones own musical taste via iPod is superior to another's in an environment where upon musical choice is required.

"Keelie attaches her pod to a stereo playing minge whinge and Skye removes pod and replaces with nasty beats"

"That is some serious iPoditude there"

by Keelie Bear February 24, 2009

iPoop

The act of using your iPhone throughout the duration of taking a dump in order to turn "downtime" into "uptime" or to enhance the experience, stave off boredom etc.

Man I stumbled across the coolest website while I was taking an iPoop the other day.

by Timothin October 3, 2009