jammed up

1.) to get really drunk
2.) when something is not working properly
3.) when body parts are injured

1.) Did you see him slamming all those beers last night? He was all jammed up.

2.) I can't get this vice to work...it is all jammed up.

3.) Wow your knee is all jammed up after that accident eh?

by jdebrita March 21, 2008

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quam jam

when you take a girl home in your car after a night out and take her down a secluded back street and scuttle her no relising that the bitch is on her period and left a horrible messy mixture of period blood and quam on your seat.

Steven took a girl home after a heavy night out and shagged her on his car seat which left a davastating mess and left him with the worry of his girlfriend seeing the quam jam

by ste felch July 24, 2008

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toe jam

The shit that gets stuck between your toes after toe-fucking a girl in the ass

Dude, I toe fucked this bitch in the ass and after, I looked at my foot and there was toe jam between my toes.

by bentrod May 31, 2011

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Clam jamming

The act of lesbian lovemaking. See also scissoring.

I don't think Krissy and Melissa are dating; I think they're just clam jamming.

by Kitty Vicious December 01, 2007

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Space Jammed

When you haven't done sport for an extended period of time, and cannot perform like you previously could. Similar to how all the pro basketball players lost their powers in the movie Space Jam.

Swimmer 1: I've been out for a month, it feels like I'm swimming through custard.

Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!

by frobrowilldo July 12, 2017

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