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almond milk

The liquid substance created by 2 gamers who go by the name jade ayre and josh payne. Can also be found in appetising snacks such as ur mum.
Oops I slipped over in some almond milk.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.
by JewishHiter526 February 18, 2020
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Warm Milk

The beverage which one drinks while thinking of excuses to explain why they cant fish because their wife, girlfriend, or significant other won’t let them.
All the guys met at the hook to catch Albies while TJ sat home and drank warm milk.
by Das Milkman October 15, 2018
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Busted Milk

A new term for jizzing in you’re pants
It appears I Busted milk
by SebRWise October 10, 2017
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Milk Category

The Milk Category or Anal Milk Category, is an expanse of the human psyche in which the most rampantly fucked up, confuckulated, heavily-medicated, coked-up, what the fuck were you thinkin, holy-motherfucking-shit, and get the fuck outta my face with that shit- thoughts are banished after being spawned from the inner depths of the human soul.

Common subjects usually assigned to the Milk Category are violent beatings, prison rapings, belligerent homosexual ass fucking, skeet, and strangely uncomfortable fucked up and/or confuckulated statements in general.
1) Get the FUCK outta my face with that shit! That's goin in the Milk Category!

2)Why is the Hippo Ass Raping the Hemi in my Dodge Ram 4x4?!!.....Milk...Milk....Milk....
by Dhat Nhu Shyt November 4, 2007
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Milking the shit

To overuse or abuse something
Son: "Oh look mom it's that Tik-Toker whos milking the shit out of the same joke."
Mom: " No son get away from him he's Pakistani"
by momoniemoproblem July 12, 2022
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Snek Milk

Snek milk is a scrumptious food that you can only get from sneks. It will grant you eternal life, you fat whore.
HOW TO OBTAIN THE MILK
1. Find snek
2. Grab snek by neck
3. Spin snek
4. Collect milk flung out of snek
HOW TO EAT MILK
1. Place in boot
2. eat it you fat whore
Snek milk is endangered so if you manage to get some make sure you dont waste any and eat every morsel you fat whore.
Fat Whore: "Yes I finally got some snek milk! *drinks offensivly* snek milk I wish that I will not be a fat whore anymore.
Snek Milk: "fak you you fat whore"
by 00milky_loaf00 April 28, 2022
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Solid Milk

by PornHub God July 31, 2018
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