Houdini's Breakfast

A combination of the "Houdini" and the "Jelly Donut". While having intercourse in the "doggy style" position, you spit on your partners back just before blowing your load. This fools her into thinking you have ejaculated, she turns around, you ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. The semen and the blood mix into a jelly sauce. (If your lucky she will eat it, afterall breakfast is the most important meal of the day!)

Male: "Happy anniversary, would you like breakfast in bed?"

Female: "Yes! What will we have?"

Male: "Houdini's Breakfast!"

by Skistin October 16, 2008

honda civic

a piece of shit car, synonym for shit

I have to go take a honda civic.

by jettaron March 25, 2004

Honda Civic

The most BORING car ever. Built since the 70's, and got popular in the USA during the 70's gas crisis. A cheap car that was designed soley to get good gas mileage, but looks like a cartoon car that took 2 minutes to design. Today they are popular with ignorant people who don't care what they drive as long as it gets them to point A, B, or C. And of course wiggers and gang bangers who put stupid mufflers on them that make them sound like weed wackers. They also put tail spoilers on them that don't even match the car, or give them ugly paint jobs.

Ok, I understand people care about getting good gas mileage but seriously...kill off the Honda Civic. It is a bland dull car with a horrible image these days.

by Metalhead83 January 1, 2012

honda

what every chevrolet has for dinner after a good race.

Man you should have seen my chevy eat that honda the other night it was awesome.

by grsmnky84 September 30, 2007

hondo

to act like one is still in high school after graduating; wearing a letter jacket, t-shirt, or high school class ring at college; attending a high school sporting event after graduating and sitting in the student section; dating high school girls after one has graduated

Did you see Danberry at the game on Friday? What a hondo loser.

by gutrock February 10, 2005

Houdeshell

only the coolest people and the biggest bad-asses have this last name

Hey, who's that bad-ass over there?
Oh, he's a Houdeshell for sure.

by Houdy 66 March 17, 2009

hoonda

A Honda vehicle that has been modified for drift racing.

Popular Hoondas are S2000s and NSXs because these are the only Honda sports cars that are Rear-Wheel Drive, a requirement for drifting.

Did you see the entry angle that Hoonda was getting? Sick!

by VisNyliss September 18, 2013