The Long Road Home

When you want nothing more than to come home. When you realize that the things you thought were important were not. When those you loved the most are the ones you hurt the most. When all you want to do is make it up to everyone that you hurt along the way. When you realize that you weren't a good person, that you didn't make good choices, that you were selfish and destructive and you pick up your baggage and decide to start "the long road home". It's the hardest road to travel. It has pitfalls and fences, bridges that have been destroyed and walls that must be scaled. You have to forgive yourself and let others see you for who you are. And after all that is said and done…what happens when you get home and they don't want you anymore?

Johnny was a foolish man when he was younger…living the fast life and making selfish choices without regard for how those choices would affect those around him.

When he realized what a fool he had been…he began the long road home. He hasn't gotten there yet…but he trudges on…because it's the right road and he knows it. Anything worth having is worth fighting for…especially a wife and a family.

by UnworthyButTrying November 3, 2013

Home Court Advantage

The superior level of comfort, pleasure, and relaxation one feels when making a bowel movement in the privacy of one's own bathroom as opposed to a public restroom or bathroom at another person's house.
(noun)

"Dude, that restaurant serves a mean breakfast burrito, but it goes right through you. I had to poo so bad I almost lost it in my pants. The bathroom there was totally nasty so I held out for home court advantage. The drive home sucked, but it was definitely worth it."

by Dizzy Bizz July 25, 2007

Georgia Home Boy

Any of various date rape tranquilizers used to incapacitate women, especially GHB.

I went to the bars with my Georgia Home Boy last night.

by Ra Fury January 15, 2006

home shopping network

A station that, instead of selling out, just plain sells - particularly to pregnant women, bed ridden old people, and people who like to shop but are too lazy to go to the mall.

I bought this fake diamond off of the home shopping network ... what a snag.

by Deezy June 24, 2003

stay at home mom

A mother that stays at her home during the day. Unemployed, usually with the husband supporting the family.

The main reason for being a stay-at-home mom is to raise children better.

see also: soccer mom.

Brent's mom is a stay at home mom, she makes awesome cookies for us sometimes!

by keith April 7, 2004

home wrecker

useless fat fuck women driving
see putrid oxygen theif chicken pig umpa lumpa monster in law killcock

i was just moving the car and it jumped the garden and smashed into the house gee im a duffer

by Mark August 1, 2004

Working From Home

Appearing to work from home whilst actually drinking beer in the shower

Not Dan - "I'm just working from home today boss"
Dan's Boss - "No worries mate"
Not Dan - *Stands butt naked in shower drinking beer from the bottle*

by Not Dan Lane July 26, 2015