Hobo Surprise

The delightful parcel created when you purchase and eat a packaged lunch (such as fast food take-out), and put all the wrappings, crusts, and other leftovers into the largest package when you are finished, so that a garbage-sifting vagrant may find a delightful meal at a later time.

"McDonalds has the best hamburger clamshells for making hobo surprise!" said Danielle, an avid philanthropist.

Hobo Surprise by Mad Margaret January 14, 2010

HAMBO 

A synonym for wreckless drunken existence that can be identified by its' acronym HAMBO: Hard as a Motherfucker Black Out.

WC_Ben: Taylor is peeing in a bucket in the corner of his house

WC_GodlyOne: Yo that nigga musta went Hambo tonight

WC: Dream Team Problems

HAMBO by WatermelonClan February 9, 2013

hobo pizza 

A true Hobo Pizza is when a group of homeless men chip in and buy a plain pizza. They put it on center of an old mattress under the bridge by the train station. Then they all jerk off in unison and jizz on the pizza. Then they eat it.

I made a few bucks washing car windshields with a greasy rag. Who's up for some hobo pizza.

hobo pizza by icyhot123 October 28, 2013

Hobo

ˈ/hōˌbō/
(noun)

also known as the homeless, these filthy creatures of the sidewalk roam the streets for food. They usually look in trash cans, and dumps, and well...basically anywhere that there's trash. They also spend money on GOOD food if anyone's to kind enough to care. Hobos can carry a LARGE amount of diseases includes Herpes, Chicken Pox, Rabies, ect. The only weapons hobos carry is their teeth to bite,
and a broken glass bottle to stab with. The way that a hobo can get money, (or a penny,) is that if they can get their shit smeared hands on a torn-off piece of cardboard and a dried out fine point Sharpie and write NEED FOOD NOW HUNGRY! on their grease covered torn cardboard.

That hobo over there made me want to throw up!

Hobo by Smuglife February 10, 2017

airport hobo

A person who is trapped in the airport for an extended period of time.

"Is there a place where I can charge my phone here?"
"Nah, the airport hoboes are hogging all the outlets."

airport hobo by Robzya March 8, 2014

hobo power 

a scale that ranks the smelliness of a flatulate. the scale represents how many hobos, or flatulates, of that magnitude it would take to clear a 10 story building.

Scale Rankings
1-2 - a fart so nasty it liquifies a person's clothing and immediate surroundings. Immediate evacuation is needed
3-4 - a rank given to a fart with the ability of making those in close proximity vomit uncontrollably
5-6 - a mid scale fart that will generally make people clear a certain area, but not necessarily make them vomit
7+ - regular farts, usually people will comment and stop eating food, however they will not need to make an effort to evacuate the immediate area.

Example 1 -
Ricky: "Dude what happened to your clothes"
Bobby: "I accomplished my life long goal man, I released a flatulate with a hobo power of 1"

Example 2 -
Bersell: "Dude it smells like a dead animal in your house"
Foster: "That's because PK set free a hobo in there"
Bersell: "Damn, that musta been at least a hobo power of 4"

hobo power by Hobolicious October 17, 2006

hobocop 

1.)a complete tool
2.) Gay
3.) a homeless cop

Dude your such a Hobocop

hobocop by Stevie The Dino September 26, 2007