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The Harry Potter

The Harry Potter (n. & v.):

Occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. Right before he's ready to culminate, she yells "Alakazam," quickly turns the cock and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.
I got squirted in the face by the Harry Potter last night.
by The Gasm June 17, 2007
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harry potter

some idiot who thinks he's got special magic powers an goes off trying to find the guy who killed his parents and half the wizard population because he thinks that he is some how stronger than him just cause his name is harry potter.
hi there! my names harry potter and because I have a cut on my head I can kill the most powerful dark wizard ever!
by .:D-J:. May 12, 2007
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Dirty Hairy

When a girl finds hair in her teeth weeks after giving an extremely hairy guy a blow job
ugh I just found a dirty hairy this morning
by GMPinc June 27, 2009
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Hairy Cheerio

(N)A Hairy Asshole;Resembles A cheerio that was pulled out from behind a couch
Man That Chick Sure did have a Hairy Cheerio
by Anthony Rambo November 7, 2008
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hairy phone

Dial down the middle. Literally it means a girl cups a guys balls and holds them up to her mouth while sticking his dick in her ear. This is to resemble an old school telephone. Usually this term is reserved to refer to a woman who should suck a dick but doesn't, either becuase she is not very bright or because she is what can best be described as a word that rhymes with bunt.
Jen B is a royal bitch. I am going to have her make a call on the hairy phone after we go to dinner this Saturday night.

Erica is so stupid that when I told her to make a call on the hairy phone, she was giving herself chumpy welts instead of just sucking the dick.
by 4fingeredman January 13, 2007
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Hairy Smile

The rim of excessive ginger fuzz around the outside of a boys lips, creating the illusion of a vagina on the face
'yo, did you see that shaun kid today? He had a hairy smile, creating the illusion of a vagina on the face'
by Lauren and Joe June 4, 2007
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Hairy Turkey

Act of gobbling like a turkey while performing oral sex on an a (unshaved) woman.
"She didn't think it was as funny as I did when I gave her a hairy turkey"
by thatguy@someplace April 12, 2009
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