Happy-Clack

Similar to Happy Slapping (where youths film a beating on their mobile phones) but instead of beating the victim, the offending youths force their prey to gyrate sexily and wear a gold bikini, like the famed model Michelle Clack

oh yes Bertha, i saw it. poor lad got properly Happy-Clacked

by johnson_for_a_head October 16, 2010

crack a happy

When the male reproductive organ becomes erect.

guy1:dude when i was talking to Danielle i almost cracked a happy.
guy2:Haha, that would of sucked dude. To crack a happy in public is embarrassing.

Alternate names: Woody, boner, prof. stiffy, rod, ect...

by Keller Brewer March 26, 2008

happy bunny

The best damn bunny you'll ever meet, saying funny yet negative things. T-shirts, stickers, ect. are found in Hot Topic and Claire's.

"Whatever you moron"
"You're gross, I'm hot. Doesn't seem fair does it?"
"You suck big time"
"You're funny...looking"
"Wow, you're ugly"

-Happy Bunny

by Maddiekinz December 9, 2008

Happy Slap

Happy slaps was first made from chavs 14 - 16 year old lads slapping an unsuspecting person at school or outside of school. Another accomplice records the slap on their phone which their dad got from the back of a black lorry. Usually, they are in groups because they are faggits who don't do it individually - victims can be women, blokes, anyone the pricks think are a suitable target.

"You are on Happy Slap tv"

by Elite May 13, 2005

happy drink

A fun, strong, alcoholic drink to put u in a happy mood such as margeritas, strawberry daiquiries, mud slides, mojitos, etc

hey I'm going to jump in the shower, why don't you whip up some happy drinks before we head out...

by teddyt July 13, 2014

Happy Stick

A Marijuana Joint Dipped in PCP

One hit of that Happy Stick and John is buzzing.

by Toneman November 14, 2012

Happy Hands

adj. a male's hands used to caress a female's body, usually around the chest area.

v. To put hands up someone's shirt and massage their breasts

I put my happy hands up Jenny's shirt, and she moaned with pleasure.

by Yellow-Fire December 9, 2002