Zoot Goggles

Stupid looking glasses you wear while you're high so it's harder to see your eyes.

Rosie '' Yo did you bring your zoot goggles I wanna smoke tn.''

by gotthismoneyonme September 1, 2019

treatment goggles

when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people

"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."

by skeleboner42 January 28, 2024

relationship goggles

Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.

bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?

bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles

see also post-relationship regret

by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014

green goggles

When you go home with someone because you think they have money.

"Dude Sarah did you have the green goggles on last night, when you went home with that hobbit."

by show pony 1 September 12, 2006

Fireball Goggles

Similar to beer googles except much more dangerous. Consumption of too much fireball can cause physically unattractive persons to appear beautiful.

I had a major case of fireball Goggles last night...and wound up having sex with some troll.

by ncase23 June 13, 2016

Choir Goggles

When someone sings so well that that your physical attraction to them intensifies and they suddenly appear 1000x more attractive than before.

Oh my god. His voice is like rich dark chocolate. I never thought I'd ever be attracted to him, but with a voice like that I've got major Choir Goggles for him. He's so sexy.

by Vannahrose143 May 10, 2014

goggle

this is for retards who don't know how to spell google

i am going to search that up on goggle

by Lakisimbodi March 17, 2021