To be on mushrooms or other psychedelic's.
Referring to the phenoma whereby your altered perspective produces an affect the otherwise mundane world around you as strange and bizarre, as though you were a visitor from another planet seeing humankind for the first time.
Referring to the phenoma whereby your altered perspective produces an affect the otherwise mundane world around you as strange and bizarre, as though you were a visitor from another planet seeing humankind for the first time.
"Yeah, I went to my sister's wedding with Alien Goggles on. I never realized how fucked up so many parts of a wedding are if you take a step back and think about them.
by Some Queer Weirdo November 8, 2021
Get the alien gogglesmug. when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people
"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."
by skeleboner42 January 28, 2024
Get the treatment gogglesmug. Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?
bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles
see also post-relationship regret
bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles
see also post-relationship regret
by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014
Get the relationship gogglesmug. by Godlike Power July 28, 2012
Get the Blow Gogglesmug. Noun. Guru Goggles are not physical. They are metaphorical, and refer to the way in which people become devoted to a charismatic authority figure (like a guru). It refers to the level of intensity to which people become focused on, or attracted to, a guru, beyond anything else; which relate to spiritual bypassing and pathological altruism. The harder someone is attached to a guru, the stronger, we can say, the prescription of their guru goggles, is.
The prescription of his "guru goggles" is too strong. He can't see that the guy is a really bad. No matter what you say, he won't change his mind.
by psdmccartney September 30, 2018
Get the Guru Gogglesmug. 
A term used by enlisted in the military: When a Soldier/Marine (normally E4 and below) has been in the field for so long that every female they see appears attractive to them.
Pvt Piles: “Man have you seen Specialist Jones???… I never realized how hot she is until now.”
Pfc Brown: “No way bro you need to take off your field goggles.”
Pfc Brown: “No way bro you need to take off your field goggles.”
by Y-U-Doo-Dat?23 May 7, 2023
Get the Field Gogglesmug.