green goggles

When you go home with someone because you think they have money.

"Dude Sarah did you have the green goggles on last night, when you went home with that hobbit."

by show pony 1 September 12, 2006

goggle bottom

stinky nincompoos

penis goggle bottom

by willy face master April 28, 2022

Fireball Goggles

Similar to beer googles except much more dangerous. Consumption of too much fireball can cause physically unattractive persons to appear beautiful.

I had a major case of fireball Goggles last night...and wound up having sex with some troll.

by ncase23 June 13, 2016

goggle

this is for retards who don't know how to spell google

i am going to search that up on goggle

by Lakisimbodi March 17, 2021

Choir Goggles

When someone sings so well that that your physical attraction to them intensifies and they suddenly appear 1000x more attractive than before.

Oh my god. His voice is like rich dark chocolate. I never thought I'd ever be attracted to him, but with a voice like that I've got major Choir Goggles for him. He's so sexy.

by Vannahrose143 May 10, 2014

poon goggles

The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.

Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....

by HHeiny November 26, 2013

Sexy Goggles

A common phrase used when playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Sexy Goggles are special head attire that make the Russian terrorists look much more BA. Possibly meant to be night vision goggles, they are never in use in the game so serve no purpose but to look good.

"While playing Spec Ops we had to make sure to stay focused and not get distracted by the sexy goggles all the enemies were wearing."

by BSWSG December 17, 2009