A bong goblin is a young lady who is a permanent fixture of the student house party scene.
Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.
The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.
In summary, a crack whore in training
Can be found congregating in a smoky corner in the darkest recess of the party, getting wasted on any homemade weed delivery mechanism such as a bong. A bong goblin generally passes out due to copious inhalation of said weed.
The bong goblin is also generally a candidate for a good ol' tee-bagging and the occasional spooge incident.
In summary, a crack whore in training
Kev - Did you see Sophie at the party last night? She was wasted man
Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin
Kev - I hear that
Chris - She is nothing but a Bong Goblin
Kev - I hear that
by bigS May 11, 2014
Get the bong goblinmug. it's just jacking off
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Get the Top Goblinmug.