global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

Globaglorp

In the context of Globaglorp Simulator, a "Globaglorp" refers to a gelatinous, translucent alien creature that players are tasked with keeping alive. The Globaglorp requires regular feeding with "glob food" to prevent it from shrinking and ultimately dying.

"That Globaglorp is ugly"

by OrinKinsella May 30, 2025

Global warming

The worst thing that has ever happened to humanity except a bunch of idiots think it’s fake and they try to stop people from attempting to stop the thing that will make the world burn and kill us all

Good citizen who actually knows and cares how the world works: Global warming sucks

Idiot oil drill operators: it’s fake you idiot

Good citizen who actually knows and cares how the world works: ur the idiot it’s been scientifically proven that it’s real and ur just refusing to believe it because you are the problem

by 40k lored November 6, 2025

Glob World

An out of bounds area in video games. I.e. Skyrim's Whiterun

"This is it boys, we've entered Glob World."

by Zebraiscool12 November 30, 2025

Transient Global Amnesia

An excuse for fucking up in a huge way.

I made a mistake, I fucked up, I don't want to accept responsibility for my actions so I'm going to claim Transient Global Amnesia and act like the whole thing never happened.

by Oktobr September 6, 2013

Finger-Globbing

When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.

I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods

by CloudSmoke April 12, 2015

Semi-Global

Scaling your business or service outside your country but only in First world countries.

Guy1 -"I want to go semi-global."
Guy2- "Sure, UK is a better start."

by stopNlearn August 18, 2015