Gapang

Literally: To crawl

"Ginapangan sa kama" - Crawled upon on the bed

A Filipino euphemism for rape, especially those of incestous nature. The act of a person (usually male) entering the room of a relative (usually female) at night, and raping the latter.

News Achor: "Isang lalaki ang hinuli kaninang hapon nang i-reklamo siya ng sarili niyang pamangkin na ginagapangan (gapang) raw niya kada gabi nang mahigit limang buwan na."

(A man was arrested just this afternoon after he was reported by his own niece who said that he crawled upon (gapang) her every night for the past five months.)

Gapang by Ang Kristong Tagalog November 14, 2020

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gaping vortex

Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.

I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?

gaping vortex by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021