five seconds rule of the public toilet

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped

Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that

by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016

firemage399

Hmm he's really bad at every fucking game he's so unbearably bad that you need to kick him.

Firemage399 are you a bit or just retarded.

by CrackBabyFortnite October 20, 2019

Iron Five

When a person says or does something epic related to marvel so you give them a iron five. A normal high five but you pretend your hands are repulsers like iron man. Based on clip from iron man 2, where the war machine and iron man aim there repulsers at each other. Used by geeks!

A person owns someone else epically, so you give them a high five, iron five

by Hi Alex November 14, 2012

shot five

When you're getting up from where you're sitting in a large group setting, where your seat could be stolen, you shout "shot five" and no one can take your seat for five minutes to ensure your seat will still be yours when you get back.

"im going to the bathroom, shot five!"
(in the case someone is sitting in your seat when you get back before 5 minutes is up)
"i shotted five"
"yeah its true she did shot five"

by carkes April 12, 2015

rollie five

Means roll up a blunt in less than five minutes

Hey marquios are you going to Rollie five

by Jeferson February 5, 2018

Five Finger Freddie

aka Fisting. When a guy sticks all his fingers inside a girl's vajay jay.

I totally gave her the "Five Finger Freddie" last night. What a loose whore!

by Shawn Sal January 28, 2010

Get Five

To achieve the task at hand to ones best ability without hesitation.(CAN BE USED IN ANY POSITIVE CICUMSTANCE.)

1.I got three grams and one blunt rap, gotta get five.
2.Drunk Brandon: make this cup alec
Drunk Alec: ya man, if i make this we win
Drunk Brandon: so Get Five!!!
3.Fucking Get Five

by Branlec February 20, 2008