Dylan is a singer from a little town in Cincinnati, Ohio. He is sweet, caring, loving, gorgeous and just perfect. He makes his fans happy before his happiness. He cares more about his fans than himself. He always is smiling and is always happy around the people who support him.
by dylanswarrior March 12, 2015
Get the Dylan Hollandmug. A man with an abnormally large penis, formerly known as a monster cock.
Dylan Pohl's penis also tames all the bitches, including some men.
One of the most beautiful, rare, magical, and majestic sights around.
In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangoes and relax on the beach.
His middle name is commonly known as "HasABig"
To be a Dylan Pohl, you must be at least 99% man, 83% cock, .1% feminem, and 200% dragon.
Dylan Pohl's penis also tames all the bitches, including some men.
One of the most beautiful, rare, magical, and majestic sights around.
In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangoes and relax on the beach.
His middle name is commonly known as "HasABig"
To be a Dylan Pohl, you must be at least 99% man, 83% cock, .1% feminem, and 200% dragon.
"Did you see Dylan Pohl's huge penis?"
"It was totally dragging behind him!"
"You can't handle the girth"
"I almost got 1/4 of his head in my mouth"
"That's more than me!!"
"It was totally dragging behind him!"
"You can't handle the girth"
"I almost got 1/4 of his head in my mouth"
"That's more than me!!"
by DrowningJesus April 8, 2013
Get the Dylan Pohlmug. A kid born of culturally snobby parents who wears shirts of bands they don't even have the mental capacity to listen to yet in order to make their parents feel like they've given birth to something cool.
by mcmorgan13 February 3, 2010
Get the Bib Dylanmug. The tranvestite man/woman with the smallest dick, if you are a fattie or a girl he doesnt want you. He's only into gender fluid sexually confused old men. He operates a poke-stop van parked outside of schools.
Cole: Did you see Dylan stazo, he tried to get me inside his van.
Brandon:He told there were free pokemon inside,"
Joshua: he had me lick a lollipop.
Brandon:He told there were free pokemon inside,"
Joshua: he had me lick a lollipop.
by Super sexy fucker September 5, 2016
Get the Dylan Stazomug. a very large and tall fuckboy who cheats on every girlfriend. someone who you can’t trust.
can’t keep his penis in his pants and doesn’t know how to handle a relationship
dylan grant is a prick
can’t keep his penis in his pants and doesn’t know how to handle a relationship
dylan grant is a prick
by alibooxo October 16, 2019
Get the Dylan grantmug. by fat dick boy called eric December 9, 2019
Get the Dylan Bellmug. Dylan Barger is generally known for being a Grand Wizard in the Ku Klux Klan. Dylan Barger is also known as a fucking dumbass.
by Whitepower1029 June 6, 2016
Get the dylan bargermug.