Getting so blackout wasted that even a person who's not normally racist will start cursing god damn niggers.
by Aunty Jamalma February 14, 2012
Get the Niggers Suck Drunk mug.The act of using the fact that you are, or appear to be drunk to your distinct advantage when trying to achieve personal gain. Usually it is a good idea to greatly overplay your drunk appearance because if you are sober enough to play the tactically drunk card you will appear to be too sober to perform the kinds of ridiculous acts commonly associated with being tactically drunk.
If, in a nightclub's seating area you happen to end up next to someone hot while they are trying to get with someone else you may make yourself appear to be very drunk in order to distract the guy/girl from your rival. These actions can be anything from falling on top of the couple in order to prevent them from hooking up or you could stand up and act as outrageous as possible to focus the attention on you. Works even better with an accomplice--twice the tactical drunkenness is twice as good!
If, in a nightclub's seating area you happen to end up next to someone hot while they are trying to get with someone else you may make yourself appear to be very drunk in order to distract the guy/girl from your rival. These actions can be anything from falling on top of the couple in order to prevent them from hooking up or you could stand up and act as outrageous as possible to focus the attention on you. Works even better with an accomplice--twice the tactical drunkenness is twice as good!
You see a friend in a nightclub falling on top of a couple.
You: Dude what are you doing you've only had two drinks!
Friend: Shhhh! It's alright I'm being tactically drunk...I need to distract these two! Care to help?
You: Sure thing! (You then proceed to dance in a manner that really just can't be ignored while your friend does his own thing.)
You: Dude what are you doing you've only had two drinks!
Friend: Shhhh! It's alright I'm being tactically drunk...I need to distract these two! Care to help?
You: Sure thing! (You then proceed to dance in a manner that really just can't be ignored while your friend does his own thing.)
by duderoony May 25, 2010
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When you get so drunk that you think that it is a Good idea to get onto a random boat full of just guys that most likely will be wanting to rape you but you are so drunk that you don't even consider it being a bad idea until the electrical and duct tape comes out. You don't remember what happened in the morning anyway, even though you are covered in bruises and you do not know why.
Beka: Hey Suzie let's get RapeBoat Drunk tonight?
Suzie: No Way, not after last weekend, I got sooo RapeBoat drunk then that I don't remember what happened but I was covered in massive bruises on Monday.
Beka: Yeah you don't want to know what happened to you, but I got us all out of there when they pulled out the duct tape
Suzie: No Way, not after last weekend, I got sooo RapeBoat drunk then that I don't remember what happened but I was covered in massive bruises on Monday.
Beka: Yeah you don't want to know what happened to you, but I got us all out of there when they pulled out the duct tape
by R.B.S. December 3, 2011
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Person 1: It was great to connect with everyone last night over Zoom and drink the night away.
Person 2: Yes, we need to get Zoom Drunk more often.
Person 2: Yes, we need to get Zoom Drunk more often.
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