Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.

Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.

by Marinadoom August 2, 2018

Diddly-Dong Donut

An insult, usually used in place of 'stupid', 'moron', or 'idiot', after completing an action of particular idiocracy and/or of a higher caliber of oddness compared to normal.

*says something strange*
"Zöe, you diddly-dong donut.."

by KovaKovacs September 15, 2018

alaskan dong fan

The only way to get AC in Alaska

Hey, can you give me the Alaskan dong fan?

by RazorLeaf February 15, 2022

Ichon-Il-Dong

a relatively international neighborhood in Seoul, South korea. Is located near the U.S. base, and has nearly everything a human needs to survive within walking distance. But is a very expensive neighborhood and consists mostly of Koreans who can speak English and Japanese, as well as military families. It has a couple of dance studios, boutiques, food shops, and korean versions of Blockbusters. Businessmen, international lawyers, etc. live here.

dong: neighborhood

Most students from international schools live in Ichon-Il-Dong

by Kiwayo March 22, 2009

Hiney Ding Dong

The act of puttin a penis into the anus usually by homosexuals; see also: Fudge Packing

When he gave me a hiney ding dong I screamed for help.

by therealthiung April 25, 2010

ding-dong sock

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

Shanghai Pu Dong

A sexual act where upon a male has anal intercourse with a Chinese prostitute. Upon finishing, there is an abnormal amount of fecal material on the man's penis.

I never go with LotusFlower, last time she gave Dave a Shanghai Pu Dong.

by ElLatinoLover November 18, 2020