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Go Get A Dildo

Go Get A Dildo is another way a man tells you that he is afraid of the Test Track ride at Epcot Center in Walt Disney World. There is no cure.
We be freaky and afraid of that mad Test Track ride at Epcot Center so we state Go Get A Dildo. We wanted to be comedians.
by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020
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The Kentucky dildo

The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo
I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.
by Random definition guy October 15, 2023
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Dildo Trash

Someone who wishes they could be a slut/whore/ho, but is too ugly, smelly, and/or rude to get people to want to fuck them. Very notorious for slut shaming people who are hot enough to get around
(person 1): so why does Amy keep calling you a whore when she needs to take a shower?
(Person 2): it's whatever, she's just jealous of me because she's dildo trash
by TotesATortillaChip May 9, 2025
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emotional dildo

the person she goes to for emotional validation and support when her significant other is absent, has hurt her feelings, or has ended the relationship.
He keeps cheating on her, and I want to be supportive, but I'm just tired of being her emotional dildo.
by chimpy82 November 6, 2023
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To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water
“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass
by Rogersbae September 20, 2025
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ostrich dildo

A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.
"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"
by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021
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Dildo…

People look at me wired when I use and I wondered why but now I realize it might be the fact that a was shitting explosively when using it or it got over a bunch of kindergartners and some of them were asking while it felt
“Hey david can I use your dildo…” “why” “because I need to fit a raccoon up my ass” “ok but beware it’s got a brown stain and a little of coom”
by Let’s no Brandon!!!! May 6, 2022
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