dave mustaine

After being kicked out of Metallica for being a whiney little bitch Dave Mustaine formed Megadeth a half decent band. Everything he does is second best leading to the catchphrase.... "Dave Mustaine sucks balls" I hear that.

Dave Mustaine is used as an insult to a person that is a whiney little bitch.

Oi, Dave Mustaine dry your eyes mate!!

by smuel June 11, 2010

dave chapelle

funny show. Sucks at standup. Enjoys entertaining his audience for 57 minutes with the sole sentance "naw naw, im serious."

Dave chapelle has a friggen hilarious show. His standup, however, could use some work.

by shooter August 29, 2005

Dave

Slang for taking a shit, with no reference to any specific person. A dave is smooth and satisfying, especially after a long night out with some of the boys.

"Phwoar, I tell you what, that's a banging barbecue you have there. Excuse me, I'm just off to take a dave."

by Gordon Gekko is my God October 9, 2017

Dave

A useless coworker that spends more time and energy trying to avoid work than he would working. Specializes in white women (fat, gross white women). Poor swimmer.

I gotta take a Dave.

Dave was my partner so I had to do all the work myself.

by Crumbdave May 24, 2018

DAVE

D - deceitful
A - abusive

V - vengful

E - evil

Whatever you do don't go out with him he's a DAVE!

by 0808NAX July 2, 2018

Dave and Bambi Fantrack

When a FNF song sounds like a microwave or is a pain in the eyes, or offkey or offnote, or is simply too spammy.

fnf song: *uses way too many notes close together and song's vocals sounds like a fuckin microwave*
person: is this a dave and bambi fantrack cuz this song sounds like ass

by DecoTheEpicGuy March 24, 2023

Dave

Daves are commonly known as the rare species of man/girl see origins of mangina also known for the moronic beheviour and love for pancakes.

also do not bring up "diggers" around daves as they will bitch and wine

!fun fact! dave's usualy arent very good at anything at all surprisingly there rather talented at giving head just dont ask him to swallow.

TheNinja00 is a famous example of all the above

Dave - TheNinja00 this one time at band camp he sucked off the entire male audience

by The Renegade Hobo March 12, 2013