When a group of families gets together and one of the kids convinces their dad to carry them, especially on the shoulder, it triggers the other kids to force their fathers to match the first dad's antics...
Kid 1: I'm tired. Carry me?
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!
Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...
Dad 1: okay
Kids 2 through N: daddy - I'm tired...carry me!!! I said carry me like kid 1's dad! His dad obviously loves him more than you love me!
Mom 1: don't look now mom 2...it's the dad parade...
Mom 2: oh no - dad 2 hurt his back last week and was just starting to get better...
Mom 1: blame my husband - he should know better than to trigger a dad parade...
by Jbt003 June 30, 2014
Get the Dad parade mug.Older mainstream rock music that is considered just wild and "rock-y" just for the purpose of being so. Dad rock is usually used in a derogatory manner towards rock music that (what are now) dads would listen to because it was popular at the time. Bands like The Beatles or Black Sabbath or The Rolling Stones do not apply to this definition because they are not trying to just rock it out; acts like AC/DC or Guns N' Roses or Aerosmith are what usually gets tagged as dad rock instead because they feature typical stereotypes of older mainstream rock: wild vocal performances, focus on stand-out solos and a general sense of trashiness that comes from their sole purpose to be as obnoxiously wild as possible.
That being said, not all classic hard rock acts get tagged as dad rock: even bands like Led Zeppelin could apply to this definition, but people don't usually call them dad rock because they're much more liked and respected than the other groups previously mentioned.
Dad rock is usually misused to describe literally any rock music that is older than 30.
That being said, not all classic hard rock acts get tagged as dad rock: even bands like Led Zeppelin could apply to this definition, but people don't usually call them dad rock because they're much more liked and respected than the other groups previously mentioned.
Dad rock is usually misused to describe literally any rock music that is older than 30.
"I don't listen to any of that shitty dad rock; I only listen to good music like my bloody valentine or The Velvet Underground. "
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by c2l2 April 30, 2020
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color bars are beaming through the blacks of your eyes and in the hum of electricity my heart will hear a melody, we've been here before in some distant memory, i don't want to wake up from this dream
color bars are beaming through the blacks of your eyes and in the hum of electricity my heart will hear a melody, we've been here before in some distant memory, i don't want to wake up from this dream
person a: my second favourite band, casio dad, sounds a lot like my favourite one, glass beach...
person b: thats because they're made by the same people! the lead singer classic j worked on it before glass beach
person a: really?!? no way!
person b: thats because they're made by the same people! the lead singer classic j worked on it before glass beach
person a: really?!? no way!
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Get the casio dad mug.As you may know if you go to WEBSTER’S CONERS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, Shepard’s dad has left the space time continuum. There is no way to. Get to him physically, so you must use an interdimensional portal, and even then he is not easy to see. Good luck, and goodbye for now.
Tanner: Hey Shepard, knock knock!
Shepard: who’s there?
Tanner: not Shepard’s dad.
Shepard: *beats Tanner into the ground*
Shepard: who’s there?
Tanner: not Shepard’s dad.
Shepard: *beats Tanner into the ground*
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