catching salmon with his hands

When two men engage in the act of trying to pull one another's penises often while wet or incorporating a lubricant. Can be used to describe a male homosexual.

Bob likes women however his brother likes catching salmon with his hands.

by brokeback677 January 22, 2014

Crapchat

A Snapchat picture that consists of a human bowel movement

"Dude...I just sent Michael a crapchat. Hope he can tell I had corn yesterday."

by bigfoot58 November 28, 2015

Clatchet Hustlers

A squad of classy gals who if necessary, can hold their own on the dance floor. Can get pretty rachet. Plan to be cattle hustlers if they all dropout of university.

Bob: Yo did you see those classy bitchs by the bar?
Joe: The one who was twerking on the dfloor, then asked me if I came from a cow farm?
Bob: Yeah! They are the definition of clatchet hustlers!

by CH4lyfe March 7, 2016

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

catch my paper

Getting a fighting round with somebody

Brudda told me to go catch my paper so i did

by Daturbandude August 2, 2016

crapchatting

Snapchatting while taking a shit. Not pictures of the shit though, you weirdo. crapchat Snapchat Snapchatting

"Jake's been in the bathroom for 20 minutes! What's taking him so long??"
"Oh, he's probably sitting on the toilet crapchatting."

by Posaunist August 1, 2016

catching rain

When a sexual partner sticks their tongue out to collect your semen during ejaculation

Mallory was catching rain after she sucked me dry

by LondonD July 10, 2016